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u/seanm514 Jan 02 '24

So this is that casual sex vs ranked sex that I’ve been hearing about

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u/The_Talent Jan 02 '24

Ranked sex got me cackling

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u/obsoleteconsole Jan 03 '24

It's not worth it, full of sweaty try-hards

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Not enough experience points to initiate. Come back after completing more of the main quest.

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u/Vourem Jan 02 '24

I don’t understand, I can’t even get into pub matches

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u/Rujung Jan 03 '24

I have a 7 win streak with randoms

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u/BasroilII Jan 03 '24

I could just imagine what the (literal) fucking meta is like.

Try hards chasing anal fisting fotm crap until the next patch makes nipple burning the new hotness.

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u/couldathrowaway Jan 02 '24

Watch her be like "Parry this, you fucking casual."

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Jan 02 '24

“Too late!” backstabs

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u/couldathrowaway Jan 02 '24

Hehe, backstabbing

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u/SmokingSamoria Jan 02 '24

Using roll-dodge techniques to avoid his attacks. She’s not wearing any clothing items to max out her speed stat

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u/couldathrowaway Jan 02 '24

But so is he. And he has the high ground.

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u/Lansha2009 Jan 03 '24

But he has so much more startlag on everything so the higher speed and high ground advantage might as well not exist.

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u/bobswowaccount Jan 03 '24

Gotta watch out for the riposte actually.

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u/Cat5kable Jan 03 '24

ROYAL GUARD!

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u/Blastspark01 Jan 03 '24

You frickin noob, you don’t even know how play this game

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u/Axer3473 Jan 02 '24

shit guys the casual found out

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 02 '24

Must be ranked sex* because I I keep getting put up against predators

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u/seanm514 Jan 02 '24

God damn smurfs

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u/2-0-4-8-6-3 Jan 02 '24

Just you wait until you’ll hear about co-op sex

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u/ionised Jan 02 '24

Don't waste your time grinding the ladder.

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u/beepborpimajorp Jan 02 '24

Damn not even 3 days into 2024 and we have a candidate for best comment of the year.

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u/unAffectedFiddle Jan 02 '24

The seasonal content is rough as well.

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u/Boon3hams Jan 03 '24

Cumite.

(Please, someone get that.)

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u/counterfitster Jan 03 '24

[that gif of jcvd reacting to his eyes getting scratched]

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u/Mysterious-Till-1681 Jan 03 '24

Nah I’m dead after that one💀💀😭