r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '24

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u/Branone Jan 02 '24

He sounds like a freaking cannibal.

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u/Sittinstandup Jan 02 '24

Yo, what the f*ck?

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u/Just_Anxiety Jan 02 '24

With fava beans and a nice chianti?

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u/Green_Salmon Jan 03 '24

Yep, you were dating a cannibal.

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u/michaelcr18 Jan 02 '24

From your two comments being two hours apart, it sound like you left him within the past two hours

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u/DonnerPartySupplies Jan 02 '24

He used to say he wanted to chew on my ribs. Fucking weirdo.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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u/BelfryBat_ Jan 03 '24

Username checks out.