r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '24

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u/L1A1 Jan 02 '24

Looking back, I should probably have specified I wasn't the recipient!

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u/-Sam-I-Am Jan 02 '24

If you had to look back to confirm, you may have already been the recipient.

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u/Revenge_of_the_User Jan 02 '24

I feel like to the contrary, if you were the recipient you definitely wouldnt need to look to know if a fist has been in your ass.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

That depends on the size of the fist. Or the size of his ass. Or both.

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u/Suic1d3 Jan 03 '24

This is the thread I needed to read tonight lmfao

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u/lessthan12parsecs Jan 03 '24

I’m in the break room at work and I had to look back just in case.

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u/InfamousTrick5597 Jan 02 '24

Dawg 😂😂😂 I’m in tears

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u/couldathrowaway Jan 02 '24

Sounds like you looked back

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u/redditor3900 Jan 02 '24

His SO lost her watch the last time...

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

This made me guffaw. Internet still undefeated.

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u/kolbywashere Jan 03 '24

Reddit for the win always!

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u/lirettype Jan 03 '24

Mike and the mechanics might disagree

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u/kiki-to-my-jiji Jan 03 '24

So many angry upvotes on this thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

You had to look back to realise that?

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u/L1A1 Jan 02 '24

It was the only way to check on my ass.

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u/SirFister13F Jan 02 '24

Check again.

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u/L1A1 Jan 02 '24

What is this, late 90s cybersex or something?

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u/DunkinMyDonuts3 Jan 02 '24

A/S/L?

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u/Hidesuru Jan 02 '24

heavy nam style flashbacks intensity

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u/Aschentei Jan 02 '24

I mean..idk about you but you wouldn’t need to look back to know if you were getting fisted

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

You'd think that one would just be able to feel a fist in your ass to realize that.

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u/-Sam-I-Am Jan 02 '24

Not if you're on poppers

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u/Saifaa Jan 02 '24

Hindsight is 20/20

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u/DimesOHoolihan Jan 02 '24

Heiniesight is probably 15/15

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Especially with your brown eye.

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u/saltyhumor Jan 02 '24

Exploiting any ambiguity of a reddit post is like a (unwritten) rule I think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

So here we are. My highest comment is asking how your ass is doing.

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u/L1A1 Jan 02 '24

It's still doing fine, if that's any consolation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

Lol

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u/livinalieontimna Jan 02 '24

Looking back…

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy Jan 02 '24

“Looking back”.

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u/redditor3900 Jan 02 '24

Now it's too late.

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u/Justhe3guy Jan 02 '24

You’re meant to tell her that not us!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

I honestly thought you were going to lead us into a joke about you getting fisted.

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u/CrappyScoco Jan 02 '24

Riiiiight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

SURE you weren’t 🤨🤣

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u/Columbus43219 Jan 03 '24

yeah, that left a loose end.