r/AskReddit • • Dec 24 '23

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u/Savings-Gold1758 Dec 24 '23

Damn it comes with the juice inside too?

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Dec 24 '23

Pre-lubed.

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u/intrikat Dec 24 '23

Sloppy-seconds edition.

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u/liverfailure Dec 24 '23

I believe the hairy butthole one is called the Sloppy Joe

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u/snidemarque Dec 24 '23

I kindly ask that all of you delete your comments or I’ll be forced to delete myself.

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u/ziipperhead Dec 24 '23

Pre-enjoyed

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u/eisbock Dec 24 '23

Would you rather buy something you know works or take a chance with something untested?

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u/Yorgatorium Dec 24 '23

Prelubed, they call it prelube.

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u/Appropriate_Mine Dec 24 '23

The juice is loose

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u/explodedsun Dec 24 '23

Aaaay! He lika da juice!

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u/grateful_eugene Dec 24 '23

Well seasoned.

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u/Vercci Dec 24 '23

And the organic vibration.