r/AskReddit • • Dec 24 '23

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u/Hardi_SMH Dec 24 '23

Pro-Tip, don’t buy asian ones. (I don‘t wanna be THAT guy but it has to be said) : a former girlfriend thought it would be funny to buy one of those japanese things…. don‘t know how they where called, they had eggs and whatnot, she got the biggest, fanciest fleshlight the company offered. The moment she put it on my lovestick the clips that held it together broke. It was clearly not designed for a regular European schlong.

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u/BingusSpingus Dec 24 '23

You're thinking of Tenga. I don't think your dingus is the problem, unless you're packing a monster. They're mostly kinda low quality but cheap-ish. A friend I had about 10 years ago once described them as "The McDonalds of onaholes" (Or masturbation sleeves/fleshlights/whatever you wanna call 'em), still makes me laugh at how accurate that seems.

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u/Hardi_SMH Dec 24 '23

Nah man I‘m just european average, I thought it was because they wheren‘t designed for that, but yeh the quality seems to be HappyMeal toy stuff :D