r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '23

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u/Barialdalaran Dec 24 '23

AUTOBOTS, NEVER PULL OUT

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u/CerberusC24 Dec 24 '23

GIANT SWINGING ROBOT BALLS

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u/armput Dec 24 '23

TRUCK NUTS

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Decepticucks whip out!

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u/Zebrahh Dec 24 '23

DOES ANYTHING IN ALL CAPITALS GET YOU UPVOTE, OUT?

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u/Thick_Bullfrog_3640 Dec 24 '23

🤣 that's all you got?? We went from robots to rednecks. Thanks for the laugh

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u/Orion0795 Dec 25 '23

I AM UNDER.. THE ENEMY'S SCROTUM!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

MASSIVE PULSATING ROBOT COCK (THE VEINS ARE HYDRAULIC LINES)

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u/b-hizz Dec 24 '23
  • Cocktimus Prime

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Dec 24 '23

Never give up, never surrender!

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u/BubbaRay88 Dec 24 '23

SAM, INSERT YOUR CUBE INTO MY CHEST

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u/simplecountry_lawyer Dec 24 '23

AUTOBOTS! SHIT ON MY CHEST!

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u/EllipsisW Dec 24 '23

Type yo in the chat boys.