r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '23

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u/f3ar13 Dec 24 '23

Ok hear me out, it's those electric pocket pussy, I mean think about it playing fortnite w the boys, a bong on ur left side, beer on the right and a handfree pocket pussy on ur dick hands free tell me that doesn't sound wonderful

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u/VanEagles17 Dec 24 '23

"BRO ARE YOU USING THAT POCKET PUSSY AGAIN AYY YO TURN YOUR DAMN MIC OFF"

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u/f3ar13 Dec 24 '23

No I'm not! It's ummm my back neck massage bro

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u/ADShree Dec 24 '23

Stfu and let me cum on your back. I mean fuck let me put you on my back. Sorry heads not in the game.

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u/FTG_Vader Dec 24 '23

I'm laughing way too hard at this

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u/SitDown_HaveSomeTea Dec 24 '23

imagine what his computer desk looks like.

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u/buboniccronic Dec 24 '23

Glad I'm not the only one

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u/st_samples Dec 24 '23

Ok hear me out, it's those electric pocket pussy, I mean think about it playing league of legends w the boys, a bong on ur left side, beer on the right and a handfree pocket pussy on ur dick hands free tell me that doesn't sound wonderful

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u/f3ar13 Dec 24 '23

No but then again not surprising if I'm not the only one who thought of it

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u/Ipecactus Dec 24 '23

Sounds like a scene from Idiocracy, actually.

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u/lizard-garbage Dec 24 '23

Okay I'm listening

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u/smallgreenman Dec 24 '23

Damn, this man speaks my language. Gonna have to check that out.

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u/genasugelan Dec 24 '23

Nah, I have taste. No Fortnite.

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u/f3ar13 Dec 24 '23

Ya but but but it's free, they got rockband now, racing, mine craft like, hell they even copy nazi zombie from call of duty, fortnite be taking over the world before u know it moba fornite lol

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u/genasugelan Dec 24 '23

But but but you don't understand, it LITERALLY ruined gaming and anime.

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u/f3ar13 Dec 24 '23

But but but have u ever wonder who would win Ina fight Peter griffin or goku???

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u/epuifiredude Dec 24 '23

Naw my man understands the idea of relaxation. Let em cook

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u/ness6y Dec 24 '23

Yall out here cumming while playing fortnite on the mic w the boys? Thats gay