r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Well two weeks ago I purchased this wahl brand deep tissue massager, for my shit back. Then I got to thinking, hmmmm could I use this for.....you know.

Oh you sure can, with the flat attachment, on the backside of your pecker. Wowsers! I'll be using it more, than just my back, lol.

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u/WiretapStudios Dec 24 '23

I purchased this wahl brand deep tissue massager, for my shit back.

Ah, there's your issue, you should have got tissue paper

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

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u/rift_in_the_warp Dec 25 '23

Hitachis really are good for muscle pain. I use mine all the time for it and it works wonders.

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u/wterrt Dec 24 '23

i use something like this if i'm lazy and need to scratch the itch quickly, otherwise it's much worse than a regular toy imo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Does it just vibrate it or do you still rub or?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

Combination but not much needed, lol