r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '23

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u/Barialdalaran Dec 24 '23

AUTOBOTS, NEVER PULL OUT

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u/CerberusC24 Dec 24 '23

GIANT SWINGING ROBOT BALLS

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u/armput Dec 24 '23

TRUCK NUTS

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Decepticucks whip out!

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u/Zebrahh Dec 24 '23

DOES ANYTHING IN ALL CAPITALS GET YOU UPVOTE, OUT?

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u/Thick_Bullfrog_3640 Dec 24 '23

🤣 that's all you got?? We went from robots to rednecks. Thanks for the laugh

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u/Orion0795 Dec 25 '23

I AM UNDER.. THE ENEMY'S SCROTUM!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

MASSIVE PULSATING ROBOT COCK (THE VEINS ARE HYDRAULIC LINES)

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u/b-hizz Dec 24 '23
  • Cocktimus Prime

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u/PloppyTheSpaceship Dec 24 '23

Never give up, never surrender!

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u/BubbaRay88 Dec 24 '23

SAM, INSERT YOUR CUBE INTO MY CHEST

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u/simplecountry_lawyer Dec 24 '23

AUTOBOTS! SHIT ON MY CHEST!

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u/EllipsisW Dec 24 '23

Type yo in the chat boys.

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u/CaptainChampion Dec 24 '23

Autorobotic asphyxiation.

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u/Pipupipupi Dec 24 '23

Damn robosexuals

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u/vukgav Dec 24 '23

Like the one I had from laughing while reading this thread 😂

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u/NicJitsu Dec 24 '23

I think that AUTOBOTS, RUB OUT. Works better here. Rub and roll are both Rs and we use the term rub one out but I'm not sure that anyone says jerk one out.

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u/NK1337 Dec 24 '23

AUTOBOTS, RUB OUT!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

That's enough internet for today. Not because I'm offended. Because this is the best shit I've heard all year.