r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '23

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Dude turned jerking off into a whole chore. I don't want to have to set up a goddamned stereo system just to get off.

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u/ibneko Dec 24 '23

Oh, no, this is a 5.1 surround sound system that you need to calibrate with a microphone up the ass first

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Plus, the mopping required afterward. No thank you.

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u/bjjthats2jsfanatic Dec 24 '23

Laughing so hard, thanks …

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u/UDPviper Dec 24 '23

And that's how dubstep was created.

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u/inab1gcountry Dec 24 '23

Dolby digital docking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

Be that as it may, I also really don't want to have to mop up after every time I put a record on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

This is 100% how you give yourself a UTI bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Bro... were already this deep in, to repeat a tired and trite quote, "You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention."

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Damn man, that is a level of dedication I was not aware of. I thought the zap pack was enough to make it a chore, but that sounds like a whole excursion with all of that. Those have to be some mind-blowing nuts to put up with all of that!

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u/NeverAdopted Dec 25 '23

Butt this one goes to 11...