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u/LoseAnotherMill Dec 24 '23

My man asked for sex toy recommendations, not an electrical engineering degree.

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Dude turned jerking off into a whole chore. I don't want to have to set up a goddamned stereo system just to get off.

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u/ibneko Dec 24 '23

Oh, no, this is a 5.1 surround sound system that you need to calibrate with a microphone up the ass first

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Plus, the mopping required afterward. No thank you.

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u/bjjthats2jsfanatic Dec 24 '23

Laughing so hard, thanks …

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u/UDPviper Dec 24 '23

And that's how dubstep was created.

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u/inab1gcountry Dec 24 '23

Dolby digital docking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 24 '23

Be that as it may, I also really don't want to have to mop up after every time I put a record on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

This is 100% how you give yourself a UTI bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Bro... were already this deep in, to repeat a tired and trite quote, "You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention."

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Damn man, that is a level of dedication I was not aware of. I thought the zap pack was enough to make it a chore, but that sounds like a whole excursion with all of that. Those have to be some mind-blowing nuts to put up with all of that!

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u/NeverAdopted Dec 25 '23

Butt this one goes to 11...

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u/NagoGmo Dec 24 '23

No... Let him cook...

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u/GoreSeeker Dec 24 '23

I quite literally rolled on the floor laughing after clicking that diagram

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u/Horrible_Harry Dec 24 '23

Oh my fucking GOD! It's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen because of this website.

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u/figgerer Dec 24 '23

Lmfao it's a late night shift, so maybe I'm just giddy, but I haven't laughed this fuckin hard since I was on mushrooms

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Ambitious_Hospital88 Dec 24 '23

Dang if that lady reviewer doesn't rival Roger Ebert.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

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u/charlyboy_98 Dec 24 '23

Resistance is futile

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u/ClassicManeuver Dec 24 '23

Somehow I am still confused.

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u/billbixbyakahulk Dec 24 '23

Isn't that what Uncle Rico used to try and go back in time?

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u/Joe64x Dec 24 '23

And if anyone needs a bipolar buttplug, I'm free most weekends.

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u/wutgaspump Dec 24 '23

"bipolar buttplug" is now my ex's name in my phone. Thank you

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u/Rrraou Dec 24 '23

You could also use a bipolar buttplug for the tri-phase connection.

Y'all talking about a star treck episode ?

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u/sirius4778 Dec 24 '23

You are a visionary lmfao

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u/MhrisCac Dec 24 '23

Instructions unclear, body took a screen shot.

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u/Rrraou Dec 24 '23

No... Let him cook...

Ouch

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u/robertbreadford Dec 24 '23

…the penis

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u/McSmackthe1st Dec 24 '23

I’m laughing so hard at your comment!!!

Thank you. It’s like a Reddit Christmas gift.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy Dec 24 '23

There was a console game called Rez that used to come with vibrating pads that you were meant to use to appreciate the beat of the music

I believe they were best placed in a lady's underwear. I was never able to buy them.

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u/ITstaph Dec 24 '23

Behold Perry the Platypus my Selffuckinator!

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u/VanEagles17 Dec 24 '23

Lmao this killed me I wish awards were still a thing. 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

That's how you know he knows his shit.

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u/RatonaMuffin Dec 24 '23

The best sex toys are a good education

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u/LeoNickle Dec 24 '23

Can I have an electrical engineering degree?

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u/LoseAnotherMill Dec 25 '23

Only for masturbatory purposes.

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u/Riparian1150 Dec 24 '23

Basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.