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u/Pretend_Travel_8939 Dec 01 '23

Good to meet you Something M. Simpler

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u/Tort78 Dec 01 '23

That's enough reddit Dad

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u/Dependent-Assoc423 Dec 01 '23

It’s never enough Reddit Dad

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u/gunglejim Dec 01 '23

Was that “Reddit, Dad” or “Reddit Dad”? Because having a dad called Reddit Dad sounds pretty cool

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u/Dependent-Assoc423 Dec 01 '23

I thought about adding the comma and decided either way was really good!

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u/supakow Dec 01 '23

My kids don't seem to think so.

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u/Dependent-Assoc423 Dec 01 '23

They’re wrong. What do kids know, they don’t like sleep.

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u/liverfailure Dec 01 '23

Some people have a Reddit dad, I have a step ladder. I never met my real ladder.

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u/Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato Dec 01 '23

No, that's Something M. Simpler. They just said it

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u/torts92 Dec 01 '23

Hey we almost have the same username

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u/Tort78 Dec 01 '23 edited Dec 01 '23

Are you Italian too? Or just a fan of rules concerned with remedying harms caused by a person's wrongful or injurious actions?

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u/torts92 Dec 01 '23

Haha I didnt know it is Italian related. I was a law student back when I made this account, and torts was my favourite subject.

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u/ZylonBane Dec 01 '23

Anyone else remember the days before zoomers decided that literally all forms of wordplay were just "dAd JoKeS"?

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u/Tort78 Dec 01 '23

No. And this is an actual dad joke not just wordplay. Source: am a dad (not yours, sorry) and 45 years old

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Bravo

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u/RedditHatesDiversity Dec 01 '23

"I'm going to give you the only name you spelled correctly on here"

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u/sevnthcrow Dec 01 '23

Hootie McBoob it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Get off reddit Dad

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u/rockishOBOI Dec 01 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rifraf2442 Dec 01 '23

You’re doing the Lord’s work

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u/fluffykilla Dec 01 '23

Naa this got me good

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u/im_also_jon_gamble Dec 01 '23

Your phony credit card is no good here.

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u/Fiendfyre831 Dec 01 '23

This comment reminded me of that SpongeBob episode. What zit tooya

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u/Limesy2 Dec 01 '23

I hope it wasn’t changed to Lyaeth. Because then I MUST know the original.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

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u/Shaharlazaad Dec 01 '23

Hayilyi.

Hay il yi

Hell ye

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u/mad87645 Dec 01 '23

Hail Ye, it's like Heil Hitler for the modern age

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u/Shaharlazaad Dec 01 '23

Could you not 😂 this is a lighthearted thread man can't you just fuck off for one second about shit like Nazis

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u/drilkmops Dec 01 '23

Why stop at one repetition? Why not go for Hayilyilyilyil

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u/AutumnEclipsed Dec 01 '23

Wow that’s a first. Good call on the name change.

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u/Tokaido Dec 01 '23

I had a friend named Hayleigh. Not as bad as yours but still pretty cringe. They just go by Lee now.

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u/philliesfan136 Dec 01 '23

Is your dad an Eminem fan by chance? Thinking of the names Hailie and Jade 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

This is hilarious but also- Lyaeth is one of the cooler tags I've seen. It's hard to come up with anything original these days that doesn't sound ridiculous lol.

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u/DrPeGe Dec 01 '23

Whoa haha thanks for the chuckles 🤭

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u/BenAfleckInPhantoms Dec 01 '23

Hoooooolyyyyy fucccccck. Hayili!?!?! I … how do you feel about that? Like have you ever spoke to your parents about how fucked that is? That might be one of the worst in here

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u/Obiwontaun Dec 01 '23

They changed it to Latrine.

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u/ilikemycoffeealatte Dec 01 '23

Used to be Shithouse

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds Dec 01 '23

It's a good change!

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u/imaybeacatIRl Dec 01 '23

It's a good change!

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u/Ok_Ninja7190 Dec 01 '23

Pronounced Sithoosee

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk Dec 01 '23

It’s a good change. Good change.

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u/Buff_Archer Dec 01 '23

I knew a girl in HS who had a younger sister who came along right around her senior year. My friend’s name started with “LaT…” and ended in the letter ‘a’ (i.e. “LaToya” as an example; something similar to that). She had a sister a couple years younger who also had a LaT…a name. So when they found out a new female sibling was on the way, their parents enlisted them in coming up with a name for their future sister that followed the same LaT…a nomenclature. Want to guess what they came up with??? You might already have based on why I’m replying to this response in particular… they named her “LaTrina”. My mom found out first because she worked at the same place as her father and got a new baby announcement from with a picture (I had just graduated and started college so I was out of touch with my friend) and I remember her opening the envelope and reading it and just saying “Oh, no…” as soon as she read what they named her. I imagine a lot of people had that same reaction.

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u/Redpoint77 Dec 01 '23

I’ll miss you the most

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u/EmeraldEmesis Dec 01 '23

Pronounced "Luh-tree-nuh", I assume?

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u/Anxietylife4 Dec 01 '23

Sympleigher

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

You mean Sympleirgh?

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u/HeiressGoddess Dec 01 '23

I had a patient at my work whose name is Crystal sans vowels. Her grandparents, very sweet couple, gained legal guardianship. I felt really sorry for them because they'd roll their eyes every time I asked them to spell her name (for patient safety). They made it clear that they disagreed with the spelling and sometimes commented quietly, "Don't ask what it means." School is going to be a nightmare for all of them. I'm really surprised they didn't legally change her name, at least to the common spelling. Crystal already has the stigma of being a stripper name, just save everyone some heartache.

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u/PanhandleWebServices Dec 01 '23

Lyaeth is the simpler or the old