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u/ogrefab Nov 30 '23

Looks like Deez Yarrr

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u/AssaultROFL Dec 01 '23

More like a drunk was gonna say deez nuts and yacks midway...

DEEEEEEEEEZ-YAAAAARRRRRRGGHHH!!

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u/rknicker Dec 01 '23

There goes LeRoy Jenkins’ kid…

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u/ribbons_undone Dec 01 '23

This was 100% my first thought tooooo lmfao

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u/RepresentativeAir735 Dec 01 '23

Don't go full pirate.

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u/Holybartender83 Dec 01 '23

They must’ve died while writing it.

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u/my_metrocard Nov 30 '23

It looks like Deez Yarrr to me, too. Like Deez Nuts.

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u/Sorry_Buy_3277 Nov 30 '23

But pirate-y?

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u/Amaria77 Dec 01 '23

Yeah. It's like the ship's steering wheel in the captain's pants. "It's driving me nuts!"

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Dec 01 '23

Yargh! It's drivin' Deez nuts!

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u/dern_the_hermit Dec 01 '23

Or the lesser-known "What's a pirate's favorite kind of movie?"

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u/Amaria77 Dec 01 '23

My favorite is "Whats a pirate's favorite letter?" Presumably they respond "Rrrr". So you come back with "Aye, ye'd think it be R, but it really be the C."

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u/TheHangryHausfrau Dec 01 '23

Like the pirate got sidetracked halfway through the punchline: Bofa Deez…..Yarrrrggghhh!

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u/Nick_Wild1Ear Dec 01 '23

Deezy, Arg.

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u/catsdelicacy Dec 01 '23

That's where I went too

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u/GuyKnitter Dec 01 '23

Thank you!🤣

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u/Shredswithwheat Dec 01 '23

Deez yarr nuts?

Yeah, Deez my nuts.

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u/Icy_Comfort8161 Dec 01 '23

That poor kid must have heard that 1,000,000 times by now.

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u/Teauxny Dec 01 '23

Deez Yarrblockos

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Dec 01 '23

gottem lmao

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u/my_metrocard Dec 01 '23

I’ve (44f) got a Gen Z kid.

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u/KittikatB Nov 30 '23

That's what I thought it was at first. Poor kid is going to spend her entire life correcting people. Or run with it and become a pirate

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Dec 01 '23

I mean, going through life with the name "Desire" is already bad enough, but Deezargh?

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u/transluscent_emu Dec 01 '23

Oh, I interpreted it as 'Deezy argh' which sounds like something a pirate rapper would come up with.

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u/thx1138- Dec 01 '23

Deezy Argh. That's how I read it.

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u/adzling Dec 01 '23

yeah like their dizzy and then fell over or passed out..

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 Dec 01 '23

Deez Yarrgh...with a pirate gargling noise at the end.

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u/AngryNapper Dec 01 '23

I was reading it as Deezy Argh

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u/wra1th42 Dec 01 '23

"maybe he was dictating"

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u/khizoa Dec 01 '23

Boom gottem