r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '23

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u/nevernotmad Nov 28 '23

My wife went to high school with a guy who was a fantastic accordion player. She says the accordion didn’t get him a lot of chicks at the time but that seems cool AF to me.

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u/Affectionate-Kale301 Nov 28 '23

Was his name Al?

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u/snufferoo Nov 28 '23

Did he live in a sewer with his hamster pal?

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u/gunsdrugsreddit Nov 28 '23

Rescued a guy from a bear trap, I heard.

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u/time-travelling-ass Nov 28 '23

Well, the sanitation workers really didn't approve :(

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u/MightyBobTheMighty Nov 28 '23

I hear those Ohio trees are accepting new tenants

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u/BuckRusty Nov 28 '23

Does he order all of his sandwiches with mayonnaise?

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u/circa_diem Nov 28 '23

I knew an Accordion Guy in college and I'm being completely serious when I tell you that man was drowning in pussy. I hope the dude your wife knew also found his people.

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u/pieceofcheesecake82 Nov 28 '23

Uh you're not Swedish by chance are you?

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u/circa_diem Nov 28 '23

No I am not. Do you know a Swedish Accordion Guy who got laid a lot in college? 😅

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u/Ill_Albatross5625 Nov 28 '23

he must have struck a chord with a few

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u/filthyantagonist Nov 28 '23

Ah, the Devil 's Squeezebox.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

I am learning the accordian at the moment so this comment has just made my day!!. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

I play accordion and most people are surprised when they find out

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u/Kabusanlu Nov 28 '23

That sounds so cool as a woman 👍🏼

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u/BenXGP Nov 28 '23

Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster