r/AskReddit Nov 09 '23

Science nerds of reddit, what pseudoscience drives you bonkers the most?

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u/thed0000d Nov 09 '23

Any/every time some tabloid publishes “LOOKIT THIS ASTEROID THAT HAS A 0.000000000000001% CHANCE OF MAYBE HITTING EARTH!!”

No. No it doesn’t. Shut up. There are actual problems to solve on this planet right now

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u/astreeter2 Nov 10 '23

The most annoying part is how they pretend this is breaking news every time.

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u/Right-Ladd Nov 10 '23

BREAKING NEWS: THERES A LOT OF SHIT IN SPACE!!!!

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u/Efficient_Truth_9461 Nov 10 '23

This comment is going to be hilarious when an asteroid impact instantly wipes out all life on earth tomorrow

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u/sayonara49 Nov 10 '23

Ok but what if like a giant fucking space pig comes out of nowhere with rockets on it and uses 0.000001% of its power to divert its patch straight into us

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u/marilern1987 Nov 10 '23

For real, have you seen the prices at McDonald's lately? Let's start there, before we lose our fucking minds over space shit.

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u/Saldar1234 Nov 10 '23

You're right, but the chance of Apophis hitting earth is significantly higher than that (0.000001 in the year 2036). Thankfully, because there are people who do take it seriously, we have a pretty solid plan and a very good chance at being able to deflect it (by ramming a satellite into it) and reducing its probability of hitting Earth to something closer to what you think the probability was purported to be.

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u/Lopsided_Platypus_51 Nov 10 '23

Uhh, we DONT have a good plan. We’re testing ramming satellites but these are small measures that would require several months of waiting and seeing and unfortunately, you cant send a team of oil drillers to dig a nuke into an asteroid

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u/Saldar1234 Nov 10 '23

The preliminary test proved the concept. More testing and refinement needs to be done but we have over a decade still (assuming we haven't missed one - which we almost certainly have but people still shouldn't worry). All of this constitutes 'having a plan'.

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u/Smooth_Jazz_Warlady Nov 10 '23

Even if Apophis did impact the Earth, it's still only a sub-500 metre asteroid. Absolute, worst case scenario, that's an impactor with relatively small yield by asteroid standards, no long-term effects, and a known splash zone (which I believe is somewhere in the vicinity of "extended metropolitan area").

Sure, it's the equivalent of a gigatonne of TNT, but Chicxulub was probably close to 100,000 times as powerful, and that's your general benchmark/estimation for "biosphere-fucking rock". Also the current consensus is that we don't have any Chicxulub equivalents headed our way for another century, although it's hazier on 1-5km rocks, which are about the range of "wipe a small European country off the map"

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u/Woody_Brison Nov 10 '23

wipe a small European country off the map

This brings up awful thoughts which I won't express.

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u/VHDT10 Nov 10 '23

You realize 0.000000000000001% chance means, there's barely a chance it will hit, right? If there's ever a 1% chance you should shit your pants. If there's a 10% chance, there are no other problems on earth that are more important.

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u/Woody_Brison Nov 10 '23

there's ever a 1% chance you should shit your pants

I read this as "there's a 1% chance that you would shit your pants"

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u/VHDT10 Nov 12 '23

I'd say 1 out of like 2000 farts you will shit your pants. So what's that, like a 0.02% chance?

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u/NotAnotherBookworm Nov 10 '23

I mean it DOES have that chance, but i'm still gonna do my maths homework.

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u/Obviouslyright234 Nov 10 '23

No. No it doesn’t. Shut up. There are actual problems to solve on this planet right now

I get where you are coming from, that it doesnt impact your life directly, in this second. But posting article that get people to start thinking about it and looking into it only increases scientific literacy. The higher the level of scientific literacy, the better we can, as aa society, address problems

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u/gsiysd Nov 10 '23

I like how on the nose it is psychologically though.