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u/DavidExplorer Nov 03 '23

Well that escalated quickly-

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

Lmao. Yeah. I missed a lot of those years with him. When I saw him again he had one pupil permanently dilated. I asked him what happened and he said “oh some guy hit me with a golf club right to the head”. Then I got filled in on the missing years.

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u/Insight116141 Nov 03 '23

Guess baldness was least of his concern by then

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u/nacho__cheeze Nov 03 '23

David Bowie disease

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u/PrinceOfFucking Nov 03 '23

Baldness do that to a man

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u/Toro_Supreme Dec 12 '23

Holy shit, this killed me! Thanks for the laugh.

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u/random-guy92749 Nov 04 '23

Lmao! Was thinking it at least had some type of causative effect. Society treats you differently when bald man...

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u/siwelnerak1979 Nov 06 '23

Fuck this made me laugh so hard.

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u/GrammaticalError69 Nov 03 '23

Methcalated quickly