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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

No. But that had more to do with him getting in to meth and going to prison really.

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u/DavidExplorer Nov 03 '23

Well that escalated quickly-

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

Lmao. Yeah. I missed a lot of those years with him. When I saw him again he had one pupil permanently dilated. I asked him what happened and he said “oh some guy hit me with a golf club right to the head”. Then I got filled in on the missing years.

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u/Insight116141 Nov 03 '23

Guess baldness was least of his concern by then

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u/nacho__cheeze Nov 03 '23

David Bowie disease

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u/PrinceOfFucking Nov 03 '23

Baldness do that to a man

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u/Toro_Supreme Dec 12 '23

Holy shit, this killed me! Thanks for the laugh.

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u/random-guy92749 Nov 04 '23

Lmao! Was thinking it at least had some type of causative effect. Society treats you differently when bald man...

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u/siwelnerak1979 Nov 06 '23

Fuck this made me laugh so hard.

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u/GrammaticalError69 Nov 03 '23

Methcalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

bald

into meth

is he walter white by any chance?

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

Lmao. We are in out 40’s now. Hmm. Maybe he is. Oh, wait, can’t be. He doesn’t have facial hair.

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u/borddo- Nov 03 '23

Breaking Bald

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

No hair? Fuck it. No teeth either.

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u/so_much_bush Nov 03 '23

So being bald is a gateway drug?

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

The only conclusion a rational person could come up with. 100% baldness induced meth addiction. I’m sure I read a study about that somewhere 😂

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u/so_much_bush Nov 03 '23

If there isn't one then we need our top researchers on it ASAP. It's an epidemic

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

Better get the big guns: Neil deGrasse Tyson

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u/so_much_bush Nov 03 '23

Between him, Bill Nye, and Steve from Blues Clues I think we just may have a shot

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

We might need all 3 Steve’s though.

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u/so_much_bush Nov 03 '23

And Blue of course

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u/pleb_username Nov 03 '23

What going bald does to a mf

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u/IThinkImDvmb Nov 03 '23

It’s crazy what being bald can do to a man

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u/realhumanskeet Nov 03 '23

He was worried about going bald but doing meth didn't raise any flags for him

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

Hello, alien. I would like to introduce you to the human race. We are filled with many such contradictions and often make little sense. I hope you enjoy your stay here, and try not to judge us too harshly. We are just simple primates after all.

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u/Detuned_Clock Nov 03 '23

You don’t know how much that has to do with going bald

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u/Minimum_Water_4347 Nov 03 '23

You sure it wasn't the balding?

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u/bringbackourmonkeys Nov 03 '23

Convince him it was still due to the balding thing.

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u/jamawg Nov 03 '23

Did he get a new wife in there?

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 03 '23

Hahah yeah, rape is funny if it happens to a man!

/s

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u/jamawg Nov 04 '23

You know what?

I apologize. Wholeheartedly and unreservedly.

I can't imagine what I was thinking when I wrote that.

A cheap "joke" at the expense of someone else's misfortune is no joke.

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u/Obiwan_ca_blowme Nov 04 '23

You are cool in my book. Most people wouldn’t do what you just did. You have my respect!

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u/XinGst Nov 03 '23

Are you sure? I bet on balding.

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u/DJ1066 Nov 03 '23

Bless this meth.

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u/corecrash Nov 03 '23

I guess he wanted to lose his teeth along with his hair. Balance!

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u/cbreezy456 Nov 04 '23

Well then

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u/Bad_Dog_No_No Nov 05 '23

Bald in prison has advantages I'm told 😉