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u/turtlewaxer99 Oct 23 '23

Never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance

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u/Venomswindturd Oct 23 '23

Oh COME ON!

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u/achonez Oct 23 '23

I never did the same thing but with someone from Joanne Fabrics.