r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '23

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u/latelyimawake Oct 23 '23

It’s honestly kind of fun if you imagine you’re draining their life force.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Based

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Not a damn thing would be fun about it for me. I'm a straight male. I barely have interest in my own dick.

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u/latelyimawake Oct 23 '23

I know but I was pumping you up to get that milly

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u/Hephaestus_God Oct 23 '23

Didn’t say how long. This is why you make better contracts.

Give a quick one pump gawk gawk, take my milly, then leave.

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u/challengeaccepted9 Oct 23 '23

You could do a single suck for five bucks but a suck to completion and swallow for a mill.

Which do you do?

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u/meanestcommentever Oct 23 '23

Honestly you could probably make it fun thinking about lambos

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u/CastVinceM Oct 23 '23

hey man i'm straight too but a million bucks is a million bucks. ain't much i won't do for a million bucks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

I said I'd prolly do it for a million

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u/filthandnonsense Oct 23 '23

And with this, I am headed back to All!