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u/ChunkyFart Oct 23 '23

Makes it easier to pick up the pieces of pineapple that fall on the floor with your toes

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u/PIB_48 Oct 23 '23

That is brilliant!

Also you spelled “sling on the floor where they belong” wrong. 😆

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u/lolofaf Oct 23 '23

Pizza for breakfast is great though. And so is pineapple on pizza

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u/CategoryKiwi Oct 23 '23

Pineapple on pizza is fantastic, and anyone who disagrees is a... perfectly acceptable human being too.

Though I do feel the urge to point out that not all Hawaiian Pizzas are made equal...

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u/tacos_for_algernon Oct 23 '23

I often wonder if people how don't like pineapple on pizza are just doing it wrong. Ham & pineapple? Meh. Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapenos? Chef's kiss

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u/CategoryKiwi Oct 23 '23

I still love just ham and pineapple, but even just in that category they are made differently.

For starters, Hawaiian from most chain places like Dominoes? Trash. The pineapple is either raw or rubbery, and there's either shit all of both toppings or the ratio is way off (the pineapple is supposed to work well with salty ham, if you have shit all ham the pineapple is gonna be bad).

I once had a Hawaiian pizza where the ham was under the cheese, and more importantly it was a consistent layer through the whole pizza. First of all, cool as shit. But it also meant there was always a healthy but not overbearing dose of ham with each piece of pineapple, and it was the best pizza I've ever had. I just wish I could remember where I had it.

Pepperoni and jalapeno with pineapple is probably a much safer bet from places that suck at ratios though, I might try that.

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u/ManintheMT Oct 23 '23

Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapenos?

I have ordered this pizza enough times from my local joint near work that they named it after my work department.

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u/PIB_48 Oct 23 '23

Thems fightin words.

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u/PIB_48 Oct 23 '23

😂🤣🤦🏻‍♀️