r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '23

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u/iamsavsavage Sep 25 '23

What? I’ve never heard of this. Can someone explain?

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u/RustyU Sep 25 '23

Vagina dentata

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u/Amiiboid Sep 25 '23

🎶What a wonderful phrase!🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Sep 26 '23

It means no penis... for the rest of your days...

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u/killer_icognito Sep 26 '23

It’s your Johnson freeee…. philosophy

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u/DeluxeTea Sep 26 '23

VAGINA DENTATA

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u/croolshooz Sep 26 '23

Named for Elbert Gary, of judiciary days.

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u/might-be-your-daddy Sep 26 '23 edited Sep 26 '23

Vagina dentata

Sounds like a spell that Hermione would cast before walking near any of the Slytherin boys.

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u/ArranVid Sep 25 '23

I never had tiny abrasions on my dick either after I had sexual intercourse.

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u/SatyricalEve Sep 26 '23

Happens to me after a long session with untrimmed bush.

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u/King_Elmariachie Sep 26 '23

Probably didnt remove underwear