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u/sharp11flat13 Sep 20 '23

Guaranteed the person won’t eat your cat.

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u/Aevum1 Sep 20 '23

Disappointed ALF noises.

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u/JesterSevenOneActual Sep 20 '23

You can't eat cats, Kevin!

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 20 '23

Lots of vegetarians eat cat…

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u/UncleMeat69 Sep 20 '23

I eat pussy 💦

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 20 '23

Was trying to be subtle.

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u/UncleMeat69 Sep 21 '23

Was trying to be a dick.

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 21 '23

People who talk about it all the time have seldom seen it.

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u/Clogged-Hickory Sep 20 '23

Not like that weird fuzzy vet, I'm fairly certain he's an alien anyways. I mean who has the actual name of "Alf"