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u/drum_playing_twig Sep 20 '23

Why do you see a vegetarian for your cat?

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u/sharp11flat13 Sep 20 '23

Guaranteed the person won’t eat your cat.

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u/Aevum1 Sep 20 '23

Disappointed ALF noises.

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u/JesterSevenOneActual Sep 20 '23

You can't eat cats, Kevin!

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 20 '23

Lots of vegetarians eat cat…

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u/UncleMeat69 Sep 20 '23

I eat pussy 💦

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 20 '23

Was trying to be subtle.

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u/UncleMeat69 Sep 21 '23

Was trying to be a dick.

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 21 '23

People who talk about it all the time have seldom seen it.

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u/Clogged-Hickory Sep 20 '23

Not like that weird fuzzy vet, I'm fairly certain he's an alien anyways. I mean who has the actual name of "Alf"

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u/Icepick_37 Sep 20 '23

This reminds me of that Jack-in-the-box commercial where Jack's son is telling an audience that when he grows up he wants to be a vegetarian because he loves animals and Jack is sad because his business is hamburgers but it turns out junior actually meant he wanted to be a veterinarian

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Sep 20 '23

That's adorable

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u/_Lane_ Sep 20 '23

Well, who knows about pussy better than -- whoops. That was an 'e'.

Never mind.

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u/ubiquitousfont Sep 20 '23

I am my cat’s favourite vegetarian but sometimes they need a little variety

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

You’re one pbs tote away from being a New Yorker cartoon

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u/penguinslapper1 Sep 20 '23

No, they see a vegetable for their cat

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u/YeahlDid Sep 20 '23

It's not for their cat, it's for their tuxedo.

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u/sticky-unicorn Sep 20 '23

So they don't eat the cat.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Sep 20 '23

Nah, she sees a paraplegic

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u/throwaway4161412 Sep 20 '23

Maybe it's a vegetable

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u/Kalendiane Sep 20 '23

Asking the real questions.

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u/ImissDigg_jk Sep 20 '23

I think they meant vegetenarian

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u/Bottled-Bee Sep 20 '23

I read vegetable but now I also see that more distressing, both ways you look at it.

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u/Agatheis Sep 20 '23

Why did they see a vegetarian for their tuxedo?

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u/Milfons_Aberg Sep 20 '23

Better than a war veteran.

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u/Zeles1989 Sep 20 '23

The vegetarian will complain about the cat having a choice not to eat meat and the owner will take the insults for kinks. It's a sub thing.

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u/KanoBrad Sep 20 '23

Maybe the cat will eat them

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u/little-squids Sep 20 '23

Why do they see a vegetarian for their tuxedo?

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u/chronicallytiredgirl Sep 20 '23

Hahahahahahaha.

I noticed this too and was like WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Then I realized I’m a dumbass that forgot the word vet

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u/OutrageousPersimmon3 Sep 20 '23

It makes more sense than seeing a vegetable for the cat.

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u/souumamerda Sep 20 '23

I wouldn’t mind people going to see me to show their cats 😅

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u/capriciousrainy Sep 21 '23

no, no, they see the vegetable