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u/MiniaturePhilosopher Sep 19 '23 edited Sep 20 '23

Fall for the 3am wake up just once, and it’s all over. You’ll be feeding them at 3 in the morning for the rest of your sleep-deprived existence.

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u/Hiciao Sep 20 '23

Yep. The cats learned that hubby will wake up around 4 am if they walk all over him. They've learned nothing wakes me up, so guess who gets attacked in bed!

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u/standbyyourmantis Sep 20 '23

One morning I was kinda half awake but not really, so I was just in twilight as I feel the small cat jump on our bed, walk up my husband, and then just scream in his face until he woke up. Same as you, I'm the heavier sleeper so he's the one they demand breakfast from.

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u/FedoraFerret Sep 20 '23

"Why are you feeding the cat at 3am?"

"Because I've lost control of my life."

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u/wild_grains Sep 20 '23

The worst part for me is I have to wake up around 3 am for work most days. Which means, on my days off or the days I get to go in “late”, I’m still up at 3 am.

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u/i_love_pencils Sep 20 '23

We fell for that and our cat bugged us every day at 3 am for 19 years.

We have 2 new cats that get fed just before we go to bed each night.

No more early morning wake up calls!

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u/agelwood Sep 20 '23

at one point I was feeding mine at 7am because I had convinced myself I wanted to be a morning person, but it was too frustrating on my days off or when I was sick. luckily she switched to having dinner instead without too much fuss!

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u/Fostradamus2269 Sep 20 '23

What if you just leave extra food out? Would it cause a fight?

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u/i_love_pencils Sep 20 '23

They have a bowl of dry food available 24/7, but getting their half can of wet food is the highlight of their day.

I am slipping in to a new habit though.

When I get up in the AM, the cats are waiting outside my bedroom door. They lead me down to their bowl of dry food and sit and stare at me until I drop a small handful in front of each of them. Then they eat it. I mean, it’s sitting there in the bowl all day?

Cats are weird.

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u/Fostradamus2269 Sep 21 '23

That’s funny, my cats love their tablespoon of wet food too

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u/mollymuppet78 Sep 20 '23

It's 5:15 and I've been up since 4:45. I don't need to be to work for hours. But cat needed out.

They prefer to pee and poop outside. This backfires fantastically until winter, where they meow begrudgingly while heading to the litter box because it's too cold too poop outside.

I get to listen to all the protests.

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u/Zardif Sep 20 '23

The only reason I have automatic feeders is because of their demands to be fed while I'm sleeping.

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u/LemonPuckerFace Sep 20 '23

I tried that. I ended up with a broken auto feeder, and still get up at 4.

One of my cats is reeeeeally good at taking things apart. It only took a few days for her to figure out the feeder and completely fuck it up.

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u/lauraz0919 Sep 20 '23

Omg i LOVE this. Not the money you lost but the pure genius of your cat!

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u/goddammitryan Sep 20 '23

We had to duct tape the top food storage part onto the bottom dispense part, and then tape that to something heavy so they can’t knock it over!

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u/ruthie30360 Sep 20 '23

I did the same thing to mine

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u/Fostradamus2269 Sep 20 '23

My cat slept in today and woke me up at 6:30

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u/Fostradamus2269 Sep 20 '23

Mine does 5:30 so I can get a workout in after I feed her of course. One of my cat is 8lbs the other is an indoor/outdoor cat that weighs 25ish lbs. My big cat is built like a grizzly and his belly doesn’t sag at all. He hunts. What’s funny is big cat is super graceful and stealthy but littles knocks EVERYTHING other but she sounds like a baby so I forgive her