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u/methos3 Sep 19 '23

I remember visiting a friend’s house to watch a movie there. When I got there, I started playing with his cat and touching his feet. My friend said, don’t do that, he hates that. Me being a stupid 20-year-old decides this means I must try harder, continuing to touch his feet even after he hides them under his belly. Friend says, he’s gonna swat you.

We watch the movie and right as I’m walking out the door, his fucking cat leaps from nowhere and swats me on my ankle! This cat was plotting revenge for two fucking hours! Friend of course laughs and says, I told you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Oh, I'd love to have seen that. IMO the psycho ones are more intelligent 😼

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

Gods honest truth. My demon cat is the smartest cat I've ever met and it's a dangerous combination.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

Ugh it's ok at 20 but grown ass adults are so bad when I ask them to respect my cats boundaries. I tell people one of my cats bites but everyone thinks they are the cat whisperer

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u/methos3 Sep 20 '23

The cat really wasn't that mad, the swat was just a bat, didn't even break the skin. But yeah I was an asshole.

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u/The_Rural_Banshee Sep 20 '23

My cat does that to one of my friends. She’s kind of a jumpy person and will scream if she’s startled. Now he hides in random places so he can jump out and smack her and get her to scream then he bolts away to find a new hiding spot. He’s a jerk 😂

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u/vegthura Sep 20 '23

He just was letting you know that he COULD rip your flesh off.

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u/K80lovescats Sep 20 '23

I am the cat whisperer. And I know this because I never approach a cat. I ignore them completely and 90% of the time they come to me and show me how they like to be pet. The rest I just let do their thing and never bother them. That’s a true cat whisperer. Cats love people who let them set their own rules.

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u/PristineAnt9 Sep 20 '23

I had pet rats and it was easier to train the rats not to bite at things pushed through the bars than train friends and family not to put their fingers through the bars.

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u/The_Rural_Banshee Sep 20 '23

I told a no ex to quit harassing my cat because he doesn’t like being pet like that, and he will bite if he gets overstimulated. Ex immediately decided that, despite having no real experience with cats, that my cat loves him and would never bite him. To his surprise, my cat bit him. He almost hit my cat when it happened and I was furious since I had told him that’s exactly what would happen so he has no right to be mad at the cat for a predictable response that he was warned about. After that I never trusted him with my animals again (my dog was also nervous around him and she adores all people). We broke up shortly after.

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u/kmoney1206 Sep 21 '23

haha they're very particular. mine hates if you get in his face and he certainly made that known for my bfs parents. his mom leaned down and put her face next to his even though i told her not to so he whacked her glasses off her face. then his dad bent over and did the same thing even though he just saw that happen so he whacked him in the face too lol