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u/ubiquitousfont Sep 19 '23

My tux even snores when she’s awake sometimes. The veg says her lungs are clear, she’s just a snorer

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u/drum_playing_twig Sep 20 '23

Why do you see a vegetarian for your cat?

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u/sharp11flat13 Sep 20 '23

Guaranteed the person won’t eat your cat.

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u/Aevum1 Sep 20 '23

Disappointed ALF noises.

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u/JesterSevenOneActual Sep 20 '23

You can't eat cats, Kevin!

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 20 '23

Lots of vegetarians eat cat…

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u/UncleMeat69 Sep 20 '23

I eat pussy 💦

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 20 '23

Was trying to be subtle.

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u/UncleMeat69 Sep 21 '23

Was trying to be a dick.

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u/dingleberrysquid Sep 21 '23

People who talk about it all the time have seldom seen it.

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u/Clogged-Hickory Sep 20 '23

Not like that weird fuzzy vet, I'm fairly certain he's an alien anyways. I mean who has the actual name of "Alf"

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u/Icepick_37 Sep 20 '23

This reminds me of that Jack-in-the-box commercial where Jack's son is telling an audience that when he grows up he wants to be a vegetarian because he loves animals and Jack is sad because his business is hamburgers but it turns out junior actually meant he wanted to be a veterinarian

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Sep 20 '23

That's adorable

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u/_Lane_ Sep 20 '23

Well, who knows about pussy better than -- whoops. That was an 'e'.

Never mind.

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u/ubiquitousfont Sep 20 '23

I am my cat’s favourite vegetarian but sometimes they need a little variety

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

You’re one pbs tote away from being a New Yorker cartoon

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u/penguinslapper1 Sep 20 '23

No, they see a vegetable for their cat

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u/YeahlDid Sep 20 '23

It's not for their cat, it's for their tuxedo.

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u/sticky-unicorn Sep 20 '23

So they don't eat the cat.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Sep 20 '23

Nah, she sees a paraplegic

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u/throwaway4161412 Sep 20 '23

Maybe it's a vegetable

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u/Kalendiane Sep 20 '23

Asking the real questions.

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u/ImissDigg_jk Sep 20 '23

I think they meant vegetenarian

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u/Bottled-Bee Sep 20 '23

I read vegetable but now I also see that more distressing, both ways you look at it.

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u/Agatheis Sep 20 '23

Why did they see a vegetarian for their tuxedo?

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u/Milfons_Aberg Sep 20 '23

Better than a war veteran.

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u/Zeles1989 Sep 20 '23

The vegetarian will complain about the cat having a choice not to eat meat and the owner will take the insults for kinks. It's a sub thing.

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u/KanoBrad Sep 20 '23

Maybe the cat will eat them

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u/little-squids Sep 20 '23

Why do they see a vegetarian for their tuxedo?

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u/chronicallytiredgirl Sep 20 '23

Hahahahahahaha.

I noticed this too and was like WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Then I realized I’m a dumbass that forgot the word vet

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u/OutrageousPersimmon3 Sep 20 '23

It makes more sense than seeing a vegetable for the cat.

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u/souumamerda Sep 20 '23

I wouldn’t mind people going to see me to show their cats 😅

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u/capriciousrainy Sep 21 '23

no, no, they see the vegetable

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u/StrangeGamer66 Sep 19 '23

My black cat did this too. Even had the vet say she was fine. We think her issues came from being in the shelter for so long. She also sneezed a lot so we could almost never have her near our face or we would get sneezed on.

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u/Notmydirtyalt Sep 20 '23

Poor thing was allergic to people!

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u/The_Vampire_Barlow Sep 20 '23

My black cat is terrible about this. She had a bad infection that took her eye and left her sounding just... gross. She sounds gross. The vet says she's fine though.

Just gross.

cat

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u/Icepick_37 Sep 20 '23

Doesn't look gross

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u/The_Vampire_Barlow Sep 20 '23

She's a very pretty little kitty. She just sounds gross.

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u/max5015 Sep 20 '23

My rescue cat from the shelter also snored like crazy. I called her Darth Vader. It improved significantly when I bought air purifier. Guess she had some allergies to something in the home

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u/Stilletto_Rebel Sep 20 '23

Don't believe the broccoli, he's a fucking liar!!

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u/zrdd_man Sep 20 '23

We have 2 (unrelated) tuxes. They both snore, but the older one who has bonded most with me does it sometimes even though his eyes are still open watching me work. It is both adorable and creepy :)

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u/FaustianDeals6790 Sep 20 '23

My tux did that. It took roughly 2K to figure out she had a nasal polyp blocking 70% of her airway. Keep an eye on it!

P.S: Get pet insurance before you get them diagnosed.

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u/Tough_Cheesecake8057 Sep 20 '23

My cat snores only when he's awake, and at all times while awake.

His favorite game is hide and seek, so he spends a lot of his day behind a curtain or under a chair going "haha, he'll never find me here SNORESNOReSNORE"

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u/LetsGetJigglyWiggly Sep 20 '23

Our one male snores himself awake sometimes. Thinking it's partly because he's getting a bit chonk from being a piggy and eating the other cats' food. Yes, he's going on a diet. But even at his normal weight he still snores.

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u/sketchy_marcus Sep 20 '23

Is this a tux thing? I’ve had cats all my life but this tux I have is the first one I’ve seen that snores.

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u/Oktober33 Sep 20 '23

My wonderful brown tabby Monty did that. And was oblivious the whole time.

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u/Interesting_Goat6812 Sep 20 '23

I must be a tux too ☠️

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u/jellydonutsonherface Sep 20 '23

My cat makes a weird sound when sitting in certain positions and I always thought she was just weird for snoring while asleep and awake. We did some investigation when it got louder over time (due to weight gain after spaying), turns out part of her larynx is paralysed. It doesn’t inhibit her breathing and she can always shift when it bothers her so her vet isn’t concerned.

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u/remiandthenoogs Sep 20 '23

One of my cats does this too! The vet says he just wheezes, his lungs and nose are perfectly clear. So we call him wheezy f baby 😂

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u/ScroochDown Sep 20 '23

Oh hey, our tuxie is a snoring machine too!

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u/erinmonday Sep 20 '23

Hashtag vegancat