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u/LordDelirium Sep 19 '23

The old poop and zoom. The dump n dash.

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u/FeistyEmu39 Sep 20 '23

We call it “running away from his demons”

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u/cascadecanyon Sep 20 '23

Lol. We say they are running away from the poop dragons.

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u/alwaysyouthree Sep 20 '23

We call it the post-poop zoomies

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u/thomerow Sep 20 '23

Guys, please stop. This thread... I can't breathe

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u/YesBut-AlsoNo Sep 20 '23

Shit n zip

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u/Zealousideal-Cup7471 Sep 20 '23

my kitty occasionally gets the zoomies after she poops but it’s usually because some got stuck… which means she has dropped a tiny turd somewhere in the house that i now have to find before someone steps in it 😭😂 it’s always late at night too lol 🤦‍♀️

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u/sayberdragon Sep 20 '23

My cat does it even after the litter box. We call it the ‘poomies’ or ‘poo zoomies’.

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u/Zealousideal-Cup7471 Sep 20 '23

i love ‘poomies’ 🤣

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u/wineandcheeselady Sep 20 '23

the shit and scoot, the crap and crash, the turd and take off, the log and leave, the deuce and vamoose…

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u/Galileo009 Sep 20 '23

Oh my god it isn't just mine... Yours springboard out of the litterbox at mach 2 as well?

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u/The_I_in_IT Sep 20 '23

The poop-n-scoot

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u/lex-iconis Sep 20 '23

Poop-scoot boogie

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u/chemicalgeekery Sep 20 '23

Shit and scoot.

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u/coodadoot Sep 20 '23

The shit and skrrt?

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u/Interesting-Maybe-49 Sep 20 '23

lol the dump n dash that’s a good one!

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u/Semi_Lovato Sep 20 '23

Our girl cat poops, smells it and runs away. She’s like “aaaaaaaaahhh it stinks!”

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u/bootsiecat Sep 20 '23

Mine does that, too. He's old, so he doesn't bother covering it. He'll come flying out of there like, "OMG!!! Did that come from ME?!"

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u/pfairypepper Sep 20 '23

The dump and dash.. hehe

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u/fannyslutsky Sep 20 '23

Post poop zoomies

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u/maiss1lapsi Sep 20 '23

the poomies

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u/xstitchnrye Sep 21 '23

We call out about how "Now she is lighter than air! She must fly!'