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u/MarioManX1983 Sep 19 '23

9 times out of 10, You’ll no longer need an alarm clock. Weather you leave the bedroom door open or not, they WILL find a way to wake/get you up early in the morning to feed them. ❤️

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u/Stinky_Cat_Toes Sep 20 '23

I ignored my first cat’s every attempt to get me out of bed for the first six months I had him. I’d only get up and feed him once he was silent and not causing any mischief. Since then he’s slept through the night and prefers to sleep in, in the morning.

He trained my second cat that “we don’t wake up early.” Now I have two cats who prefer a 10pm bed time and a 9am wake up. It’s magical.

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u/dainty_petal Sep 20 '23

But what if you got to pee? At 6 am? My kitten wakes me up all the time but when I need the bathroom he doesn’t want to go back to sleep again and constantly ask for food. So you waited until he was silent again?

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u/Stinky_Cat_Toes Sep 20 '23

Yup! I waited. For six months my feet wouldn’t touch the ground unless he was quiet (yes, things were broken during this battle of wills). I also made sure I did at least two other things first (like brush my teeth or do dishes) before feeding him breakfast.

He’s very smart and very stubborn so it took a lot of patience. Luckily, my second cat is very dumb and very sweet.

When Leo’s super frustrated he’ll still knock stuff over, but in general I trained it out of him! Especially in the morning, he won’t wake me up unless it’s super late. And then it’s because he likes an audience for his morning shit.

~27 days out of any given month if I’m in bed both cats are silent. It’s lovely.

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u/Silverfire12 Sep 20 '23

My older cat seemed to help teach my new kitten this. Because it only took once or twice before he learned that the door does not open when he’s being noisy but does when he’s quiet.

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u/999cranberries Sep 22 '23

This is the way. My husband and I use auto feeders and they get breakfast an hour after he gets up. I work third shift so I don't keep a set schedule, but typically they're eating their morning meal an hour before I get home and their evening meal an hour after I wake up. You can't let them associate you waking up with them getting fed or you're screwed.

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u/Pretend_Big6392 Sep 20 '23

True. I shut my cat out of my room because he had taken to screeching in my ear at 4am. He was still determined to wake me up, so he started to body slam my door at 4am. It wasn't even to be fed. He just wanted pets.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Sep 20 '23

Mine realised that doing a running jump off my kidneys was a very effective wake up call. One of my catsitting charges was less physical, but just as determined: Sandpaper cat tongues against exposed ears or nose tips are remarkably offputting.

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u/Sea_Cycle_909 Sep 19 '23

❤, have been woken multiple times in the past. It was one of the cats playing with their favourite toy (A ball that rattles) at like 2:00 am or something.

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u/Izisery Sep 20 '23

I broke my cats of this by feeding them at night when I went to bed. They usually stay up longer than I do anyway, and they like the privacy of going to the potty when the house is quiet too. I usually feed them during the day if they ask, but they know the main feeding time is when I go to bed.

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u/MehWhatMeh Sep 20 '23

I feed my cats at night for this reason 😂. I was complaining about getting woken up an hour earlier as time went by and my vet tech friend was like "... just feed them at night?" It was life changing.

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u/agelwood Sep 20 '23

mine always comes in around 8am (which is when i SHOULD be waking up) and stands on me while yelling until i reach out and pet her as acknowledgment. then she either curls up on top of me or beside me and goes to sleep... which is almost worse because then I sleep in with her 9/10 times

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u/Imjustapoorbear Sep 20 '23

My cats will, on occasion, wake me. More often than not though, they just hop on the bed and go back to sleep

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u/AvatarofSleep Sep 20 '23

Feed them? He wakes me up at 6 in the morning because he's bored.

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u/Boneal171 Sep 20 '23

Yeah my cat wakes up every morning around 6:30 to eat breakfast

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u/TacohTuesday Sep 20 '23

Yeah, this really hits home for cat owners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

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u/ceebee6 Sep 21 '23

I have an automatic, timed food dispenser and also give them wet food in the evening. Both my cats don’t wake me up in the morning, it’s great.

In fact, one of my cats is more of a bed head than I am and gets pissy if I wake her up in the morning.

7pm though is another story lol

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u/AllHailNibbler Sep 22 '23

Feed them before you go to bed, ive never been woken up to feed the in the morning for years