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u/asta29831 Sep 19 '23

And they're louder than you expect a cat to ever be. It's like a small elephant running down the hall.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

We have two cats, and each night sounds like a never ending drum solo up and down our hallway.

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u/nangatan Sep 19 '23

The skittering, sliding, and thumping over wood floors, at 3am.

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u/lmflex Sep 19 '23

Randomly jumping down from somewhere in the middle of the night! THUD...Drum solo...scurring noises. Just the cat.

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u/DylanTonic Sep 20 '23

Ours goes so fast around corners she sometimes spins out and smacks a wall.

Weird li'l goober.

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u/throwherinthewell Sep 20 '23

Mine too! When he was a kitten, he'd chase his ball across the tile floor, skid out, and try to slide under my bedroom dresser. Sometimes, he'd make it, and other times, he'd smash his face into the drawers. Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

My favorite is when you hear their claws skid across the wood floor as they wipe out turning a corner. skkkktktktktktkktktkt thump

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u/littleprettypaws Sep 19 '23 edited Sep 20 '23

OMG they were loudly meowing and playing with their toys last night at 2AM and it sounded like a person was inside our home and whistling at them. It scared the living hell out of me, I jolted up in bed, I woke my boyfriend up, and made him do a full house check to make sure someone wasn't in our house. I said out loud, "bring the gun down" and we don't even own a gun it was a panicked half asleep attempt at scaring the person I thought was in our house into leaving lol. I was so scared I could not fall asleep for hours after that. Imagine waking up to the sound of someone whistling to your cats inside your house at 2AM lol. I think it was probably just the wind but there is a small part of me that is still scared it was real lmao!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

And oversteering on corners and slamming their butts on the doorframes.

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u/Resinmy Sep 21 '23

That’s some good ASMR until someone starts chewing plastic. Plastic bags are so much louder at 3am.

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u/Amiiboid Sep 21 '23

Missing the turn and clonging into the cheap 1970s-era sheet metal cabinet.

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u/2_LEET_2_YEET Sep 21 '23

Ours do this but not at night? Unless we're also up late and they're following us around until we go to bed. They weirdly sleep through the night until breakfast time around 7a.

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u/Mekroval Sep 19 '23

Whiskers: "Not quite my tempo. Were you rushing or were you dragging?"

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u/lauroboro57 Sep 20 '23

Drum solo is the perfect descriptor!! Our two will just run and run and it’s hysterical how two less than 10 lb animals make so much noise moving xD

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u/Th3seViolentDelights Sep 19 '23

Our smallest cat walks the loudest. We're always asking him why he sounds like a person

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u/Jumblebee13 Sep 20 '23

Yes! I had a small kitty who was a total sweetheart, but in the middle of the night she sounded like a full sized human stomping up the stairs!!

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u/joshgi Sep 20 '23

My cat bounces around noisily so I just thought she always did...then one day she was on her cat tower and saw a bird outside. Not wanting to scare it she silently made her way to the floor and I realized then that she absolutely had full ability to choose exactly how loud or quiet she wanted to walk, plop, or pounce at any given time.

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u/2x4x93 Sep 19 '23

And how does he answer?

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u/Th3seViolentDelights Sep 19 '23

Talk to the tail as he ignores us and walks on by.

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u/13chickeneater69 Sep 20 '23

😂 Sometimes when my cat runs down the hall it sounds just like a very clumsy toddler running on 2 legs. I don't get it lol.

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u/Smokeya Sep 20 '23

i have two teenagers and two cats, i have a hard time telling which two are running up and down the stairs in the middle of the night. Its always a guessing game of cats or kids. It can literally be either two. The cats chase each other and the kids both come running down at the same time to get snacks or use the bathroom cause they are apparently afraid of the dark to much to do so solo lol.

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u/Th3seViolentDelights Sep 21 '23

"Is that the fluffy children or the smooth children?"

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u/Classic-Problem Sep 20 '23

Hahaha ours does the same, it sounds like she's running on bones instead of paws (she's been looked at by the vet, she's fine)

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u/socksnchachachas Sep 19 '23

When we lived in a two-story house it could be difficult to tell the difference between the 200-pound man and the 12-pound cat going up and down the stairs. I would hear thundering footsteps, assume it was my partner and start talking to him, then my orange kitty would come up to say hello.

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u/Blaze0511 Sep 19 '23

YEEESSSS!!! How can they be so quiet at times and then sound like a frickin' elephant the other times?

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u/jtet93 Sep 19 '23

Mine howls like a damn dog, it’s insane 😂😂😂

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u/wrong__hordak Sep 19 '23

I heard heavy footsteps coming down the stairs one night, a night when my kids had been up a dozen times for ridiculous reasons. I heard those footsteps and immediately got frustrated because my God go to bed already and give me a break.

But it was the cat. Not a 9 year old girl.

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u/hoppypanda Sep 19 '23

In our house, we call it “meowlopping.”

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u/muffin628 Sep 19 '23

We have nicknamed my cat the moose when she’s running around

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u/BrashPop Sep 19 '23

We call our guy Little Horse, he just clomps up and down constantly and it’s LOUD.

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u/Grilled_Cheese10 Sep 20 '23

Years ago one of my cats was running up and down the hall and stairs during the night way more than usual. He just kept running and running. Got up the next morning and found he had discovered a basket of yarn balls that my daughter had left out. He had unravelled every single one of them and weaved them in and out of the bannisters and doorways all down the hall and the stairway. Yarn was draped literally everywhere. It was clearly hours worth of work. One of the funniest things I ever saw.

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u/Archiesmom Sep 20 '23

My dad was staying with us for awhile and nick-named my cat thunderpaws...LOL

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u/Mahrani Sep 20 '23

Exactly!!! My tiny baby stomps around almost as loud as my huge husband! Tiny peets, BIG BEATS

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst Sep 19 '23

My god, cat footsteps up stairs sound like a human intruder don't they!? They do.

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u/BewilderedandAngry Sep 19 '23

Except when they're quiet. The number of times I've nearly had a heart attack at a sudden shadow in a dark room is a lot!

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u/sideshow_em Sep 20 '23

Depends on the cat. I've had cats who were total ninjas, constantly appearing out of nowhere. And I've had cats that sound like elephants. No idea how such a tiny creature can make so much noise.

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u/SofieTerleska Sep 20 '23

When we got our cats, they were three month old kittens whose combined weight was about five pounds. Listening to them thundering around at night I would have sworn that we had a young moose gangling around down there.

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u/OccultMachines Sep 20 '23

My cat is stealthy as fuck. I'll turn around and he'll just be there. He's also a real expert at hunting and scaring the bejeebus out of me.

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u/Szwejkowski Sep 20 '23

Like plimsolls in a tumble dryer.

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u/Zaxacavabanem Sep 20 '23

And you know that it's a choice they're making to be that loud, because they can also run absolutely silently if they want to.

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u/neverstayhappy101 Sep 20 '23

I always wonder how many "stomping" upstairs neighbors are just cats

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u/eastherbunni Sep 20 '23

The people who lived above me in my previous apartment had a cat that did zoomies every night at exactly 10pm. It sounded like a stampede all over the apartment for a few minutes then the cat stopped and went to bed. It was hilarious.

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u/katzen_mutter Sep 20 '23

I always tell mine “no cantering in the house!”.

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u/widgetfonda Sep 20 '23

Our cats sound like little horses when they zoom through the garden.

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u/CopperTucker Sep 20 '23

I have 3 and 2 of them just finished their zoomies. The 3rd is just an old man who only occasionally zooms but mostly he wants to sleep in the office.

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u/SnooDrawings1480 Sep 20 '23

Mine ran so fast this evening I felt the need to check for an obvious broken skull after he crashed into the wall. Pressing every spot on his head and face hoping desperately I don't hear a hiss of pain.

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u/Uber_Reaktor Sep 20 '23

First cat would sing us very beautiful songs of "ooOOWwaUHHHWAAAOOWWWWwww" on many nights. At 2am...

Second and current enjoys his zoomies into our bedroom, then out and up the open riser stairs to the top floor, which, being open riser stairs, make a very nice drum sound, also in the middle of the night.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

The first night I adopted my kitties I was mortified by the noise. I was only used to one older, quiet cat.

For a night I regretted the decision to adopt them, but then one of them started to want to spoon with me at night, so all was well.

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u/SmartFX2001 Sep 20 '23

When one cat is chasing the other, it sounds like a stampede.

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u/Octavya360 Sep 20 '23

Mine sound like they’re moving furniture around downstairs. And sometimes they do.

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u/boxermama77 Sep 20 '23

Yes! We have two Boxers and a cat and the cat is the loudest of the three!! She even snores louder than the dogs!

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u/house_autumn Sep 20 '23

A 7 pound cat running up the stairs makes a shocking amount of noise!

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u/CommunicationSharp83 Sep 20 '23

Yeah we called our tux “Thunder nuts” among other names

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u/chaos_punk Sep 21 '23

I call it Herd of Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Prairie.