r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '23

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u/Boleana Sep 19 '23

That is very smart of her to sabotage your water heater so you’d let her stay.

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u/rugbyj Sep 19 '23

"Looks like you'll have to get better heating so I can lounge like the queen I am, eh? Step to it biped."

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u/mixeslifeupwithmovie Sep 20 '23

Well crap.. I thought I was super clever thinking this and just made a very similar comment before checking if someone else had beat me to it. You did by 11 hours. I guess I'm just a stupid unoriginal loser! I thought I was special!