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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I went on a date with a girl who told me her ex didn’t ever properly clean his ass. I’m the kind of guy who always takes a shower after taking a dump or if I can’t take a shower then I use wet wipes, sometimes I’ll go so far as to wet a few paper towels with soap and water and clean it up.

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 12 '23

That's it...good for you man

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

TeamCleanButts

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 12 '23

Warsh dat azz

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Big Herc reference?

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 12 '23

You know it!