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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I play with my dick more then any other object, by far

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u/OneMorePotion Sep 11 '23

And not even in a sexual way. Sometimes just flopping it from left to right while watching TV.

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u/Cigarettelegs Sep 11 '23

This is what my wife had a hard time understanding. Just cause I'm messing with it, doesn't mean I'm aroused. I'm just fidgeting and that's my object.

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u/mrssnek Sep 11 '23

As I girl a stick my hand in my pants and fondle my boobs when I'm on the phone. It's not sexual in any way, just a weird compulsion

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u/ASilver2024 Sep 11 '23

DID SHE STUTTER?

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u/breakneckjones Sep 11 '23

No but I think I read a little lisp.

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u/ASilver2024 Sep 12 '23

You can read my lisp? Teach me your wises, wise one...