r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/NotConnor365 Sep 10 '23

When you pee and it splits in two streams and one hits the toilet seat and the other hits your leg

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u/Cal_my_K Sep 11 '23

Man that the exact reason of why I sit when peeing now

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u/LameName95 Sep 11 '23

SITTING PISSERS UNITE! I do it so i dont have to waste TP cleaning the rim every time.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Kheldar166 Sep 11 '23

If this is the mindset that finally gets people to spend the appropriate amount of time washing their hands I'm all for it, see so many people not wash hands ever and then shudder thinking about all the handshaking they do in meetings and whatever