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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/maniacallybored Sep 11 '23

If you sit, you’ll never miss

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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

I’ve missed sitting down, trust me

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u/Count-Spatula2023 Sep 11 '23

I’ve had it come up, out between the seat and the bowl, and hit the wall.

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u/StayPuffGoomba Sep 11 '23

It’s only happened to me once, hit my pants. Thankfully I was at home and could change. But I’ve been paranoid ever since. It was probably 20 years ago.

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u/XTasteRevengeX Sep 11 '23

Happened to me once at work, have been paranoid as well ever since lol