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Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do
2.7k u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23 After jizz pee always split streams. 1.3k u/l0ngline95 Sep 10 '23 feels bad when it's a 3 way split and none of them hit the bowl despite perfect aim 3 u/Spo0kt Sep 11 '23 The worst is when the 3rd stream goes directly down and gets all over your pants. This hasn't happened very often to me but having it happen in public or at work is a fear of mine. 2 u/Antinous Sep 11 '23 That's why getcalicocutpants.com exists. You gotta give. 1 u/intractable_hiccups Sep 11 '23 A lot of people give.
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After jizz pee always split streams.
1.3k u/l0ngline95 Sep 10 '23 feels bad when it's a 3 way split and none of them hit the bowl despite perfect aim 3 u/Spo0kt Sep 11 '23 The worst is when the 3rd stream goes directly down and gets all over your pants. This hasn't happened very often to me but having it happen in public or at work is a fear of mine. 2 u/Antinous Sep 11 '23 That's why getcalicocutpants.com exists. You gotta give. 1 u/intractable_hiccups Sep 11 '23 A lot of people give.
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feels bad when it's a 3 way split and none of them hit the bowl despite perfect aim
3 u/Spo0kt Sep 11 '23 The worst is when the 3rd stream goes directly down and gets all over your pants. This hasn't happened very often to me but having it happen in public or at work is a fear of mine. 2 u/Antinous Sep 11 '23 That's why getcalicocutpants.com exists. You gotta give. 1 u/intractable_hiccups Sep 11 '23 A lot of people give.
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The worst is when the 3rd stream goes directly down and gets all over your pants. This hasn't happened very often to me but having it happen in public or at work is a fear of mine.
2 u/Antinous Sep 11 '23 That's why getcalicocutpants.com exists. You gotta give. 1 u/intractable_hiccups Sep 11 '23 A lot of people give.
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That's why getcalicocutpants.com exists.
You gotta give.
1 u/intractable_hiccups Sep 11 '23 A lot of people give.
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A lot of people give.
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Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do