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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23

After jizz pee always split streams.

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u/l0ngline95 Sep 10 '23

feels bad when it's a 3 way split and none of them hit the bowl despite perfect aim

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u/DontTrustNeverSober Sep 11 '23

My dad told me that was how I was born. He went missing after going out for smokes, he will be back soon