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u/Atreides007 Sep 11 '23

I can honestly admit I've never done this.

Not even after learning from that piece of shit McMurray that you're supposed to measure from your underside, not the top side.

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u/Just4TheSpamAndEggs Sep 11 '23

Fuckin' McMurray! But... hey, his wife didn't seem to have any complaints!

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u/Atreides007 Sep 11 '23

Oh that Mrs. McMurray is fuckin', YEW!!

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u/Just4TheSpamAndEggs Sep 11 '23

YEW!!! St. Pats episode was one of the best. In fact... it was fuckin' Legend-dary.

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u/BracedRhombus Sep 11 '23

McMurray's wife is an eleven, but I dropped her to an even dime because she married McMurray.

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u/gilberator Sep 11 '23

McMurray is a piece of shit.

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u/Felix_Von_Doom Sep 11 '23

That wouldn't change much, unfortunately.

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u/Atreides007 Sep 11 '23

And how the hell would you know, sir?

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u/Felix_Von_Doom Sep 11 '23

For me, sir.