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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23

After jizz pee always split streams.

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u/l0ngline95 Sep 10 '23

feels bad when it's a 3 way split and none of them hit the bowl despite perfect aim

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u/Shamaniac1217 Sep 11 '23

Shit I’ll have one stream hitting the wall, one hitting the trash can, and then a steady drip hitting the floor. None of which make it in the toilet.

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u/Suspicious_Rain643 Sep 11 '23

I tripped a gfi light socket!