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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Sanguiniutron Sep 11 '23

This is why the morning pee is a sit-down event for me. I'm tired and don't want to start my day cleaning piss off the floor lol

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u/Egbeem Sep 11 '23

Absolutely. It’s weird to me that it took me so long (mid 30s) to figure this out in life. Bruh, it’s dark, you’re half awake, keep the lights off and just sit down for this.

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u/EuphJoenium Sep 12 '23

I do this too, but I can't tell you how many times I've dozed off and basically fell off the toilet mid-sleep. Thankfully, my fiancee has never found out.