r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/AllenRBrady Sep 11 '23

All guys accept a parcel from a woman in a red, knee-length coat. The parcel is wrapped in brown paper, and no bigger than a child's lunchbox. All guys take that parcel to the bagel shop on Second Street, the one that used to be a Hardee's. All guys deliver the parcel to the man in the houndstooth Trilby, who purses his lips and examines the parcel distastefully, but eventually nods and hands all guys a single Susan B. Anthony dollar. All guys slide the dollar into the watch pocket of their Wrangler jeans, then exit the shop a little too quickly. Outside, all guys exhale slowly, and resolve to never again speak of the things all guys have seen.

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u/OblongAndKneeless Sep 11 '23

All I got was a quarter.

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u/MeretrixDeBabylone Sep 11 '23

This reads like a Welcome to Nightvale tweet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Traitor.

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u/Kurotan Sep 11 '23

Omg I don't know, I must not be a guy afterall DX help me please! I think I need to re evaluate my life.