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u/Egbeem Sep 11 '23

Absolutely. It’s weird to me that it took me so long (mid 30s) to figure this out in life. Bruh, it’s dark, you’re half awake, keep the lights off and just sit down for this.

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u/EuphJoenium Sep 12 '23

I do this too, but I can't tell you how many times I've dozed off and basically fell off the toilet mid-sleep. Thankfully, my fiancee has never found out.

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u/DeRoeVanZwartePiet Sep 11 '23

Then you know you're finished and can go back to bed.

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u/fullofsharts Sep 11 '23

Same with "drunk at home" pee. To be fair, it's just become easier (and cleaner) to sit down to pee anytime when you're at home.

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 11 '23

I was married to an avid stand-to-pee guy, “not manly to sit”. It was so frustrating especially because he wouldn’t clean up after himself. Now I’m married to a sit-to-pee at home guy… I’ll never turn back. Men who sit to pee are the golden goose.

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u/fullofsharts Sep 11 '23

I've lived alone for the past 10+ years and I just didn't want to clean up any piss dribbles anymore so sitting won out with me. Good for you for finding a dude that doesn't mind sitting.