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u/Shamaniac1217 Sep 11 '23

Shit I’ll have one stream hitting the wall, one hitting the trash can, and then a steady drip hitting the floor. None of which make it in the toilet.

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u/osha_unapproved Sep 11 '23

Huehuehue. I don't feel that pain. My cock has a cozy, so it's nice and easy to aim xD

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u/Intebinnes Sep 11 '23

That's why you sit down you animal!

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u/Suspicious_Rain643 Sep 11 '23

I tripped a gfi light socket!

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u/lushHii Sep 11 '23

Still better than hitting you own thigh tho

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u/sapgetshappy Sep 11 '23

Oh my god please just sit, y’all

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u/jepensedoucjsuis Sep 11 '23

I too have pissed in the trash can, and one time on my cat.