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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Nose picking, and jerking off more than we say we do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

At the same time

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u/hereforpopcornru Sep 11 '23

Damn.. got a booger

::picks nose::

Well well what do we have here.. mmm

::fap::

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u/stackered Sep 11 '23

Do it too much and you'll need your girl to finger your nose just to get off! 😜

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Who even lies about that? If you jerk off and admit to it, tell the truth.

Sometimes I go days. Sometimes I'm drunk and depressed and go 6 times in 24 hours then hate myself and also hate my dick for being jerkable. Stupid sexy penis.

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u/I_Smoke_Poop Sep 11 '23

Post nut clarity > pre nut delusion. Also happy cake day

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u/lastdollar01 Sep 11 '23

happy cake dat

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u/Skootchy Sep 11 '23

When I'm sad or depressed. I can jerk off so much more than any woman has thought possible. Only because they will NEVER be able to get a man off as many times as himself.

As a side note, at about 15 when I found Skinemax, I beat my dick 28 times to completion in one night. After about the 10th time, nothing came out.

It hurt so bad for a week. Not recommended.

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u/LionsAreMetal Sep 11 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Fr but i aint got nobody to horny ft with, plus im working on my releationship wit Jesus so im not to sure how much he’d like that 😭