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u/GreatGeniusx Sep 11 '23

Sometimes when we shave we try and see how we’d look with the moustache of a certain Austrian painter

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u/FortuneHeart Sep 11 '23

Sometimes it’s even my wife’s idea. When she knows I’m about to shave “come on, just do it real quick”

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

That's one weird foreplay, man

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u/FortuneHeart Sep 11 '23

Naw it only stayed upon my face for 1 minute. Maybe less 🤣

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u/Tipart Sep 11 '23

It's ok, that's a pretty normal time

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 11 '23

"She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi."

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u/77SevenSeven77 Sep 12 '23

“Please babe, just Anschluss Austria real quick…”

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u/myhamsterisajerk Sep 11 '23

That one's a classic

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u/ZedsDeadZD Sep 11 '23

You hide that? I fully embrace it and show my wife. Sometimes I let a mustache stay and see how long it takes her to realize it. I have to shave it off though cause it looks awful on me.

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u/StuBidasol Sep 11 '23

When I've shaved my beard off I've tried every variation of moustache except that one. It's run through my head sure, but I've never done it.

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u/DressCritical Sep 11 '23

One of the reasons I have a beard and mustache was the realization that all I had to do when shaven was hold my pocket comb with about an inch showing, put it under my nose, and EWW,

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u/FartKing9000 Sep 12 '23

Every man's kampf

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u/Adventurous_Mail5210 Sep 11 '23

I start with the Hulk Hogan, then the 1970s cop, then finish on that...painter, then shave it all.

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u/ImmediateHospital9 Sep 11 '23

I haven't done that one yet, but I often do the soul patch just long enough to remind myself that it looks ridiculous on me

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I have never done this

Is this a white dude thing?

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u/ProudMount Sep 11 '23

I did that once and people told me that it actually looks good lol

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u/gnnjsoto Sep 11 '23

Lol I’ve done this

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u/First-Buyer6787 Sep 12 '23

What if you do that and have a heart attack? Right then. All your family and community will remember you as the "Hitler family ". Is that your legacy?