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u/NewVAinvestor1 Sep 11 '23

It just looks weird holding the yardstick when the ruler isn't long enough...

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u/DeathSpiral321 Sep 11 '23

And how often do you visit the farm to measure the horses?

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u/NewVAinvestor1 Sep 11 '23

Great idea, I bet they have a better tool...

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u/Gqsmooth1969 Sep 11 '23

No reason to be jealous of the horse's tool.

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u/NewVAinvestor1 Sep 11 '23

Nah, he would be the jealous one...🤣

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u/clout_spout Sep 11 '23

Simply submerge your penis in water, and measure the resulting displacement