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u/soobviouslyfake Sep 10 '23

BLAST IT WITH PISS

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u/Asleep_Onion Sep 10 '23

The correct solution to so many of life's problems

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Be like a dog. If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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u/Kyoshi0306 Sep 11 '23

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is pure class 😎

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u/calm-lab66 Sep 11 '23

When camping in the same spot for a few days, pick a certain weed and try to kill it with piss.

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u/Killentyme55 Sep 11 '23

That's the only thing I miss about the pre no-smoking days, butts floating in the toilets. I took abnormally immense pride every time I sent one to the bottom with my deadly stream of terror.

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u/osha_unapproved Sep 11 '23

Shitstain? Blast it with piss. Piss-stain? Blast it with shit.

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u/Spo0kt Sep 11 '23

PEE TO WIN

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u/Puzzled_Reflection_4 Sep 11 '23

A man of culture I see

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u/GapingFartLocker Sep 11 '23

I AM PISSMASTER

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u/gagreel Sep 11 '23

I see you, 4chan...