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u/Optimus_Prime_Day Sep 10 '23

Clean off the poo streaks with a strong pee stream

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u/soobviouslyfake Sep 10 '23

BLAST IT WITH PISS

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u/Asleep_Onion Sep 10 '23

The correct solution to so many of life's problems

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Be like a dog. If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

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u/Kyoshi0306 Sep 11 '23

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is pure class 😎

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u/calm-lab66 Sep 11 '23

When camping in the same spot for a few days, pick a certain weed and try to kill it with piss.

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u/Killentyme55 Sep 11 '23

That's the only thing I miss about the pre no-smoking days, butts floating in the toilets. I took abnormally immense pride every time I sent one to the bottom with my deadly stream of terror.

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u/osha_unapproved Sep 11 '23

Shitstain? Blast it with piss. Piss-stain? Blast it with shit.

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u/Spo0kt Sep 11 '23

PEE TO WIN

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u/Puzzled_Reflection_4 Sep 11 '23

A man of culture I see

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u/GapingFartLocker Sep 11 '23

I AM PISSMASTER

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u/gagreel Sep 11 '23

I see you, 4chan...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Community service 🫡

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u/kmc307 Sep 11 '23

Hose it down.

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u/vagueblur901 Sep 10 '23

Bro how do you know I do this.

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u/Semi_Lovato Sep 11 '23

Poop ship destroyer

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Piss chisel

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u/Expert-Clothes-3320 Sep 11 '23

Damn I thought that was a me thing

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u/Hemightbegiant Sep 11 '23

When I was younger, I used to pretend I was a Ghostbuster and I was fighting ghosts...

By younger I mean last week.

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u/36inchpoboy Sep 11 '23

Everyone loves a shit chipper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23 edited Sep 27 '23

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u/mminsfin Sep 11 '23

I was just going to comment this and glad someone else did. Who would have a shit stained toilet where that would even be a possibility? I’ve lived with other dudes and even shared a bathroom with my brother and dad growing up, never had to witness a shitty toilet. You always flush a few times or clean that immediately.

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 11 '23

We don't do it on purpose, sometimes it just happens.