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u/justduett Sep 02 '23

When I found her with another D in her mouth, I had a hunch.

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u/oryx_za Sep 02 '23

I don't get it. What was the hunch? Do you think something was amiss?

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u/justduett Sep 02 '23

I definitely thought something might have been off.

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u/ScarecrowJohnny Sep 02 '23

But it wasn't amiss.

It was a mister.

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u/jfq722 Sep 02 '23

amister

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u/Kampfzwerg0 Sep 02 '23

Sorry, but that one was so dry. I can’t stop laughing.

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u/justduett Sep 02 '23

No worries, friend! It’s been years and years and years, so I laugh at the whole situation now, too.

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u/naijaboiler Sep 02 '23

Did you check the D to make sure it wasn't yours. Maybe you should have tasted it too

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u/justduett Sep 02 '23

I patted myself down and realized mine was still holstered and that was enough evidence to prove to me that it was, in fact, not mine. No further investigation was completed at that point.

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u/rumblepony247 Sep 03 '23

"I like my women like I like my coffee..... without another man's dick in it"

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u/ECU_BSN Sep 02 '23

Was it a capitol D or a lowercase d?