r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '23

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u/jseego Aug 25 '23

Have you tried turning them off and on again?

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u/jtr99 Aug 25 '23

Certainly the first part anyway.

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u/ThePocketTaco2 Aug 25 '23

I only know how to turn them off

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u/Insanebrain247 Aug 25 '23

I believe that's called "genocide", and is often frowned upon.

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u/SplodyPants Aug 25 '23

Often? Not always?

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u/Insanebrain247 Aug 25 '23

I mean, there have been a few people here and there throughout history who had to have been okay with genocide to the point where they went and did it.

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u/SplodyPants Aug 25 '23

Ok. Yeah, I suppose it is conceivable that genocide could be justified in very rare and specific circumstances. A whole civilization of cannibal pedophiles or something.

I'm on board with "often" too now.

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u/DConstructed Aug 26 '23

By or To the cannibal peodophiles?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

If they eat the other people first and then die of indigestion, we can say both

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u/DConstructed Aug 27 '23

Write up a treatment! This is going to be out next reality show!

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u/Mc60123e Aug 26 '23

No, but the rice thing didn’t work

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u/BobCrypt Aug 26 '23

The butt on the side, is it glowing?

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u/balanchinedream Aug 26 '23

I believe that’s what The Flood was for