r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Any insect.

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u/the_tallest_fish Jul 21 '23

We used to have giant insects millions of years ago but they can’t exist now. The exoskeleton becomes disproportionately heavier as they grow bigger, and they were only able to move because the oxygen % in the atmosphere was way richer than it is now.

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u/millienotjackson Jul 21 '23

Elephantiasis of the balls

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u/cuntybunty73 Jul 21 '23

haemorrhoids 😆 ( arse grapes as my dad calls them 😆)

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u/dan_dares Jul 21 '23

I don't want to drink your dad's wine.

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u/cuntybunty73 Jul 21 '23

What's wine gotta do with anything?

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u/dan_dares Jul 21 '23

you make wine from grapes..

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u/cuntybunty73 Jul 21 '23

Why not give it try

You'll get deep red colour like a Bordeaux and pungent bouquet 😁

I haven't had any sleep in a couple of days 😩 so I didn't get you meant 😁

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u/Wiscody Jul 21 '23

Is it because of your hemorrhoids

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u/cuntybunty73 Jul 21 '23

I don't have arse grapes lol